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I would like to be a bad witch (or wizard) because…

I could do what I want.

I would be my own boss.

I could do things my own way

 

Because I could have a secret lair

with hostages and slaves

 

I would wear black.

I could have a black cat

 

I could have weird pets

I could live in unusual places.

 

I wouldn’t have to be nice to people.

I could zap people into whatever I want.

 

I could change the rules

and destroy pop music.

 

I could turn the world into a desert

and blow up the school.

 

I could stop all the fun subjects in school.

I could put a stop to homework

 

I could banish cheese sauce

and long queues for water slides.

 

I could steal Christmas,

melt snow

or  turn snow into ice.

 

I could practice my evil laugh:

he! he! he!

 

I would find it hard to be bad:

at a funeral, a wedding,

football or rugby training

on my birthday

When someone gives me a hug

or a present

or boosts my confidence.

 

These ideas from Fifth Class, Room 12.