Though the family I am staying with are very kind,
I am finding it very strange here in Ireland.
When I arrived they told me not to
let the cat out of the bag but that
there would be a surprise party
for their Grandmother.
But they didn’t HAVE a cat.
Perhaps it didn’t like being in a bag
and had run away.
Then they said that Mum had already
spilled the beans
and that Granny was all ears.
She sound like an alien to me.
Then I counted and Granny
only had two ears, like you and me.
Then Dad gave Mum a ring to say that
he would be late because
he was tied up in traffic.
I asked would I call the Police
but they said it was ok,
that the traffic was very heavy
because it was raining cats and dogs.
This is a crazy country
but it is fun. There is never a dull moment!