My name is Loman. Pleased to meet you.
I live in a billionaire’s mansion surrounded
by hundreds of statues, made of gold.
I am so rich I have my own plane.
But this particular morning,
I left the plane at home
and flew to school on my tame dragon.
I flew through the air
I saw a flying shark coming
in the other direction.
It stole my lunchbox.
I chased after it on my dragon.
After I got my lunchbox back, I saw a robber.
He was stealing an old woman’s purse.
I went down and scorched his bottom.
His trousers turned to ashes and I saved the day.