‘What escaped from the zoo?’
‘Was it a penguin?’
Liam Quinn via Compfight
‘No, the hole in the wall is too large.’
‘Was it a bear?’
‘Nope. The hole is too small’.
‘Was it a lion?’
Sr. Pacman via Compfight
‘Nope. No and definitely not’.
‘Was it an elephant?’
‘What do YOU think?’
‘Was it a giraffe?’
No, that would be a pain in the neck?
Is it a …. puma?
‘No.’
‘Aaaaaaah! A snake?’
‘Nope.’
‘But I am afraid. I am going to tell you. It is a …gnoolie!
topsynette via Compfight
‘What?’
‘A gnoolie’.
‘What on earth is that? And how do you know that?’
‘Because I let him go!’
‘What!!! Police!!!’
‘Sorry Sir but you are under arrest’.
Pedro Moura Pinheiro via Compfight
‘No but… It’s ok. The gnoolie will use his rainbow power to shoot a hole in the prison walls’.